Little Shop of Horrors

Remember that movie Little Shop of Horrors? That’s what I think of every time I sit down to eat in our morning room.

Take a look at this 4 foot tall beast (it started out about 6 inches four years ago):

And, here’s a view of it’s mouth:
Then, here are it’s 2 babies (it got so big that it decided to have sex with itself):

We don’t have pets – we have plants. If we did have pets though, they may end up being food for the Aloe Monsters in our very own Little Shop of Horrors.

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  1. Yikes! All I can say is do not run around the house with socks on. You may floor-slide yourself into a good aloe impalement.

  2. This thing could be a more potent weapon than a battle axe! If a robber broke into our house, I would impale him with the aloe plant:)

  3. I hate that plant. I will have nightmares about that sucker. Dude, let my wife take care of it for a week and I guarantee you that thing will die.

  4. I hear you man. I’ve slowly been killing off all the mutants. We had 2 other monsters in our formal dining room, and they decided to take a plant piss/crap on the carpet so I threw them off the deck and shouted obscenities at them. It’s a good thing we don’t have pets…

  5. I would never turn my back on a plant like that

    You guys have got to start harvesting it for aloe, to keep it down to size

    That, or sleep with one eye open

  6. I hear you Dan! I speak nicely to it, just to keep the peace.

  7. LMAO @ “it got so big that it decided to have sex with itself”! Dude, I would totally be scared to go anywhere within 10… no, 20 feet of that thing.

  8. I’m not sure where the girl and boy parts are on this monster, but I try to keep my distance just in case:)

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