Little Shop of Horrors

April 3rd, 2008 • Related • Filed Under

Remember that movie Little Shop of Horrors? That’s what I think of every time I sit down to eat in our morning room.

Take a look at this 4 foot tall beast (it started out about 6 inches four years ago):

And, here’s a view of it’s mouth:
Then, here are it’s 2 babies (it got so big that it decided to have sex with itself):

We don’t have pets - we have plants. If we did have pets though, they may end up being food for the Aloe Monsters in our very own Little Shop of Horrors.

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    1. Comment by BusyDad on 3 April 2008:

      Yikes! All I can say is do not run around the house with socks on. You may floor-slide yourself into a good aloe impalement.

    2. Comment by Jeremy Neal on 3 April 2008:

      This thing could be a more potent weapon than a battle axe! If a robber broke into our house, I would impale him with the aloe plant:)

    3. Comment by Joeprah on 3 April 2008:

      I hate that plant. I will have nightmares about that sucker. Dude, let my wife take care of it for a week and I guarantee you that thing will die.

    4. Comment by Jeremy Neal on 3 April 2008:

      I hear you man. I’ve slowly been killing off all the mutants. We had 2 other monsters in our formal dining room, and they decided to take a plant piss/crap on the carpet so I threw them off the deck and shouted obscenities at them. It’s a good thing we don’t have pets…

    5. Comment by LiteralDan on 4 April 2008:

      I would never turn my back on a plant like that

      You guys have got to start harvesting it for aloe, to keep it down to size

      That, or sleep with one eye open

    6. Comment by Jeremy Neal on 4 April 2008:

      I hear you Dan! I speak nicely to it, just to keep the peace.

    7. Comment by Greg @ Mommy Daddy Blog on 6 April 2008:

      LMAO @ “it got so big that it decided to have sex with itself”! Dude, I would totally be scared to go anywhere within 10… no, 20 feet of that thing.

    8. Comment by Jeremy Neal on 6 April 2008:

      I’m not sure where the girl and boy parts are on this monster, but I try to keep my distance just in case:)

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